today was nuts, i tell you.
my day started with Legal Comm lecture.
it was on "client interviewing".
the lecturer gave us an example that we were handling a divorce case.
so one of the steps to creating a good client interview is to first break the ice.
ask the client questions like "was it difficult to find the place?" or "could you find parking space?"
then Nadia, who was sitting behind me, gave a suggestion on what to ask the client.
she said, "so, would you like to have a second wife?"
hahaha!
i thought it was really smart.


then we had Entrepreneurship tutorial.
sat beside Erwin.
he told me all sorts of stuff like what Shaz calls me (e.g. Basket girl).
then halfway through the lesson, Naresh came in late.
and everyone started giggling.
i don't know why, but we just did.


then we had Criminal Procedure tutorial.
this is the most nutty part.
Jo suddenly went high (think it was 'cause of her sudden arrival of her period) and she spread her laughing fits to me.
she called me a bitch.
i called her a slut.
then at one point, she asked whether i would swollow or spit out.
so i said i would swollow, 'cause i wasn't really a spit person.
then she said i was a slut, 'cause according to her, sluts swollow, and bitches spat out.
it was then that i realised that we were of a different frequency.
you see,
i thought she was talking about phlegm.
but she was actually talking about cumshots.
hahahaha!


then Jo asked me to ask around whoever got a pad.
so i turned to my right and asked Tracey.
then Tracey said she didn't have one, so me, Jo and Tracey asked Michelle.
the request was loud.
Naresh and Abdillah were already acting like they didn't hear anything.
then we were all saying, there wasn't anything to be shy about.
what if their daughter had their period, they can't get all icky and yucky about it right.
then Tracey went on to do the personification of Naresh's daughter: "Daddy, what is this? why got blood?"
even if i had a daughter like that, i'd just ignore her 'cause it was irritating.
hahahaha!
Tracey then wen on to congratulate Jo on her period.
it was as if it was Jo's first time.
-_-"


then we had APEL.
the whole of APEL lesson was fun.
i laughed alot.
sat in a group with Sabarruddin, Abdillah, Sethu and Pei Ling.
Sethu's handwriting was bad and the spacing between letters (yes, letters. not words) was huge.
then when he started writing, Abdillah said "get ready for the spacing of your life".


then went to meet Shaz and went to Ikea.
we lied down on one of the beds in the Bedroom Showroom section.
and we laid there like noone's business and crapped.
people just walked past us like we were part of the display.
he tried to do that "honestly-i'm-joking" trick on me, telling me that everyone knows how to find the items in Ikea just by looking at the product number.
he told me to get up and get the paper to see how to check.
and i, of course, just stared at him and started laughing.
and he also started laughing.
i'm so immune to his pranks la.
nice try there, darling.


in a nutshell,
today was nuts.
really.