"the law is an ass. but it's a logical ass." - Lim Poh Bee.
"i spend all my money, and in my hands is pork." -Shazlee.
"you're a girl. handle it." - Saba.
"oh shit. my mum's gonna kick my ass." - Lynna's boyfriend.

why is everyone getting wittier by the minute?

school's been a joke.
no.
literally.
i laugh in every class.

Shaz is the best.
great impersonator of one of the characters in Stardust.
laughed my specs off.
LITERALLY.

Jo.
what can i say.
just one word.
JO.

Iqbal's brain is full of ideas.
smuggle me in!

Izzat's memory is mindblowing.
again, literally.
he remembers what i wore when i was 9 and went to the zoo with him and my other cousins.
- all pink with pink cotton shoes with a tiny bow in the centre.
i don't even recall having that pair of shoes.
according to him,
i wore a pink and white dress with two ponytails tied with pink ribbons.
what's up with me and pink??
FYI.
i didn't choose my wardrobe when i was below 10.

Suzy got so fed up with the guy who sold her a lighter and cheated her off 20cents.

chewing bubble gum makes my jaw cramp and my neck stiff.
result: i get a headache.

want to make your friend look stupid in a picture?
zoom the damn camera in and snap.
don't bother aiming.
it'll look even more cock.